Sunday, August 1, 2010

I've Heard

Image stolen from Google
If you see something, you should say something

If you shake it more than once you're playing with it

That laughing every day keeps the doctor away

A bit of sugar in the red sauce takes the edge off

A glass of red wine every day makes your heart smile

That coffee is, bottom line, good for me

That a dab of butter is way better than a dab of rancid oil

All you need is love

She's buying a stairway to heaven

A mittfull of vitamins is hard to swallow

Sitting at a computer over six hours a day will kill you

Nobody likes a smart-ass. Well, maybe this one isn't true.

Hendricks gin kicks ass

Exercise puts you in a good mood

No one is looking at your imperfections; they're too busy worrying about their own

Good habits are hard to form, but easy to live with

Bad habits are easy to form, but hard to live with

When a dog likes you, you can't be all bad

When a dog doesn't like you, I don't like you

A wooden spoon placed over a pot of boiling water will keep it from boiling over

Young girls do get weary

The sun is actually a good thing. Play nice in it.

Working hours in the yard is good exercise

I eat too much
I drink too much
I want too much
Too much

8 comments:

Karen said...

Ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto.

Well not the drinking...

I've never been able to drink more than one or two drinks at a time, I get sick after that.

Good list! Love your new look!

Heff said...

-too busy shaking it to comment properly-

J.J. said...

"If you shake it more than once you're playing with it"

Hahahahahaha!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sorry...naughty thoughts are running through my head.

R. Jacob said...

Someone was doing their homework! nice list.

JJ, I like your thinking

Marnie said...

I like your list...very true! I sometimes like a Smartass as they add a little humor in my day ;0)

deb-oh-rah said...

I eat too much
I drink too much
I want too much
Too much

The good habits and bad habits are engaged in the eternal internal battle.

Deborah said...

Karen - I love to drink, but I'm not very good at it. If I have more than 2 or 3 it gets ugly. :)

Heff - LOL!

J.J. - those thoughts would be correct

RJ - just the jumbled thoughts of one crazy woman

Marnie - I think we all secretly love a smartass

Deb - I should have mentioned that I stole that entire verse from The Dave Matthews Band. I just agree with it all.

Daisy said...

I like the daisy. I love the list.