Monday, September 13, 2010
Things I Wonder About
How does Hotmail know I'm depressed? Or loving the chubby ladies? Or having the endless trouble with my wiener? How?
Why can't I eat dinner out without being asked 'how you doin' five or more times? But then they want to take my plate away just because I've put my fork down?
How does my aspirin know to stop my back from hurting? Why doesn't it fix something that isn't hurting?
Why has it been windy all summer?
Why are old ladies so crabby?
Why do babies smell like happiness?
Why is it I don't have to pee until the bathroom is not available?
Why is it darkest before the dawn?
Why do I blush at odd moments? Uncontrollably?
Why do I hate the word 'kid,' yet love the word 'kids'?
Why do I have to make a crazy face when I'm putting on my eye liner? I've tried to not make the face and then I cannot put it on! Grr!
Do men like it when women objectify them?
Why is confidence great, but being cocky is awful?
Why has every cat I've ever had crazy? Don't point that finger at me.
Why can I NOT concentrate on my homework?