Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Schlumpy, Frumpy, Dumpy

cartoon courtesy of nataliedee.com
Eee gads, what a mood!

I'm reading my horoscope this morning and find this further down the page. Holy Crapinoli! No wonder I'm feeling like a lukewarm-mess these past few days!

The Cancerian has many potential faults. They can be untidy, sulky, devious, moody, inclined to self-pity because of an inferiority complex, brood on insults (very often imagined), yet are easily flattered. They can be tactless and difficult yet, because they are normally ambitious, they will curry favor by floating with majority opinions, outlooks and fashions of the day. As a result they often change their opinions and loyalties and, indeed, their occupations, and lack stability. They are easily corrupted and, because they are convincing romanticizers, can make successful confidence tricksters. Their romanticism in another sense make them ardent supporters of causes, for example a football team with whose heroes they can identify in a world of fantasy.

Could I be the John Edwards of my neighborhood?

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Feeling a bit stuck of late.

How do ya'll unstick? How do you negotiate to motivate? How do you do it to be it?

8 comments:

Heff said...

BEER.

R. Jacob said...

what Heff said

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deb-oh-rah said...

What quack wrote that? I've never heard that about Cancers, I've known many completely UNlike that, and it doesn't fit you at all!

As far as motivation -- I am motivated to do things I like to do. Otherwise it takes an impending deadline to motivate me.

Ms. Anthropy said...

I have no clue how to unstick! If you figure it out, please... let me know!

Karen said...

A mini vacation, even an overnighter. Just GO. :-) ... and a Mike's Hard Lime. ( I'm talking beverages, people)

Blasé said...

..you're scaring me.

SB is a Cancer and most of those descriptions don't fit her. Trust me.

I try not to believe everything I read.

I've got something that will loosen you up...

Deborah said...

Yeah - that did not paint a very nice picture of me and my fellow Cancerians did it?

I don't believe this stuff mostly. I just found it amazing because usually horoscopes are upbeat and positive and this one was so dark and dreary.

I'll get loosened up with the Mike's Hard yes?

So funny!