Monday, February 8, 2010
My First Tag and My First Spam
Spam excited me!
Well, I DO live in Minnesota - home of Spam. Don't lie, you like Spam too. Want some of my Trailer Park Salad? Num!
The lovely Niki tagged me so I will do my best to answer these questions:
Do you have any piercings?
Two. I had three . . . but there was a mind-searing accident. Don't make me talk about it.
Do you have any tattoos?
Have you ever told anyone they were fat?
Oh my goodness no! Well, maybe behind their big arse, but NO!
Have you ever told anyone that you loved them but didn’t mean it?
Have you ever done a hit and run? For example, accidentally scratching the car beside yours and then driving off?
Nope, I'm the one who always leaves a note. It might only say, Hey, I'm leaving a note because people are watching, but it WAS a note. Technically.
Have you ever lied for financial gain?
Do taxes count? (don't read this Pup)
Have you ever stalked anyone? For example, lurking on facebook?
Do I have to answer this one? Does it lessen the offense if I was drinking?
Have you ever started liking a guy/girl only because your best friend told you that they had a crush on them?
Have you ever dated your best friend's ex-gf/ex-bf behind your bff's back?
Good grief, no
Have you ever stolen?
You know, maybe? But I really don't think so. I did walk out of a pet food warehouse once with extra balls in my bag, but that's another story for another day
Have you ever blackmailed anyone?
I don't know how! Or I surely would have.
Have you ever bribed someone to have your way?
Bribed with what? Again, sounds like a useful talent I do not have.
Have you ever cheated in school?
I've tried, believe me, I've tried
Have you ever stood anyone up on a date?
My husband! Our first date never happened because I changed my mind.
Have you ever lied in a job interview or on a resume?
Isn't that called "creative license"?
Have you ever logged into or looked at a girlfriend or boyfriends facebook or email account to see if they were talking about you?
No Facebook account. What could be comparable? . . . I'm sure I would though.
Have you ever been in a physical confrontation?
Somehow I've made it through my life without hitting anyone. I'm a mean-talker when provoked though. I've made people cry. Is that bad? (sheepish)
Have you ever made a small kid cry by harassing him/her?
No! That's horrible.
Have you ever used your work computer for non-professional purposes?
I plead the fifth please.