Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Whipping Cream

No reason for this shot - it's just purdy

I am a hair twister. Like a maniac.

When I'm reading, when I'm thinking, when I'm daydreaming, when I'm procrastinating.

It's something I have done since the 3rd grade. It started after my momma had given me a home perm (oh dear lord!) and I had curls all over my head that felt good when they plopped plopped around my finger while touching them.

It makes you look a tad crazy at times. I've even twisted my hair while stuck in traffic! Well - you gotta do something!

So . . . this morning I sat down and wanted to write a post. I didn't have a solid idea that I wanted to write about and I was letting my mind run around like a puppy without a leash to see what it would come up with.

So you can only imagine the hair twisting that was going on.

Here is the sentence I started out with:

I opened up the refrigerator door, spotted the whipping cream in the canister, and squirted a huge huge squirt directly into my mouth. Couldn't even talk for a few moments afterwards it was so delicious and a bit shameful.

WTH? That is the sentence that couldn't! I gotta say, the brain is a wondrous thing that I will never get tired of. Thank god for that because it's the only one I have.

But, sadly, that sentence did not inspire any additional thoughts. It's a good sentence regardless. Ha!

BTW - do you ever squirt whipping cream into your coffee? You know - when you're out of cream? I've done that more times than I care to admit to. 

So, here is the post that couldn't. Some days are inspired. Some days are waiting for inspiration.

I KNOW you all know what I'm talking about.

How you doin?

9 comments:

Shabbygal said...

Your funny~! I actually contemplated putting some in my coffee this morning. Decided that would be to naughty. I look for any excuse for using it though.
Don't even get me started on the home perms! LOL From third grade til 7th I looked like a brillo pad!Thanks mom

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

No... I don't squirt whipping cream into my coffee, but I have been known to squirt it into the dog's mouth. Does that count as crazy?

Oh, and I am the WORST when it comes to sentence structure and sometimes my sentences don't even make sense... bah... it's just a blog. LOL

T said...

Well, you had me at ...

I opened up the refrigerator door, spotted the whipping cream in the canister, and squirted a huge huge squirt directly into my mouth. Couldn't even talk for a few moments afterwards it was so delicious and a bit shameful.

Now THAT is just sexy.

Well. It is.

Ms. A said...

I SURE DO know what you're talking about. I have the thoughts, but the minute I try to corral them on a post... poof... they're gone!

Whipping cream? Hmmmm, I have some thoughts on that, but refuse to type it. *grin

So. Cal. Gal said...

First of all, HAHA!!! at Ms. A...I can only imagine what she does with whipping cream. ; )

I'm not a coffee drinker, but I have put Cool Whip in hot chocolate...when I don't put marshmallows in it. lol!

deb-oh-rah said...

The chocolate whipped cream. Sometimes if I just want a quick taste of chocolate . . .

David Macaulay said...

the short answer to this re whipping cream is no

Sara Louise said...

I'm twisting my hair right now! :)

Deborah said...

Traci - those home perms! shudder!

Diane - squirting it anywhere is good imho!

tPretty - I adore you so. You and I think alike!

Ms A - frustrating isn't it?

SCG - that sounds delicious!

Deb - I've never had the chocolate kind. Sounds delicious!

David - no fun! We all would have loved the long answer!

Sara Louise! Really? I love it!