Of course, most of that flies out of the window once you're married. At least when you're married to a man. It's hard to keep the veil of mystery intact after the first time your husband sees you peeing. ahem. Not that I would know anything about this. ahem
- I don't shower every day.
- I eat an entire bag of Doritos. Every time I eat Doritos
- I daydream. A lot.
- I like my alone time. A lot.
- I sing along with my iPod. A lot.
What's your secret? Come on; tell me! No one is listening.
12 comments:
Oh no no no... uh-uh.... You are NOT going to get me to tell my secrets. Nevah evah. LOL
You already know that the Big B & I don't have many barriers left! We broke the pee barrier early on and after that it's all downhill.
He has learned to his sorrow that when I offer him some chips from the bag when I first open it, he'd better take some then or he won't get another opportunity because I'll scarf them all down in 5 seconds flat.
If I even attempt to leave some of the bag back in the closet... I'm thinking about it constantly until I got back and polish it off.
As for the rest of it... YEAH RIGHT :-)
I'm a procrastinator big time. At home, work, everywhere, all the time.
I LOVE macaroni and cheese. My whole life. I try to resist -- not possible. Pizza is a close second.
My husband has never seen me pee. There has to be ONE place you can be alone, private.
Hubby and I shared the bathroom, early in our marriage. That was decades ago. I don't need help, or spectators, to pee, poop, or bathe. He accepts my quirks and still chooses to stay married to me. I allow him the privilege. LOL!
I love to sing and dance around the house with the music full blast!!
I watch rediculous television shows
And I make cookie dough, eat what I want & throw it out. I don't really like cooked cookies
Shhhh don't tell
Brett
I don't shower every day either. Mostly because I don't DO anything to get dirty.
I also like my alone time - a LOT.
But, in the 8 years I've known my guy, I have NEVER peed in front of him. And vice versa, thank God.
That's what keeps us going (no pun intended). ; )
This could go on forever, my secret telling. So I'll just hit a few highlights that come to mind.
I like to skim the top layer off of a brand new carton of icecream before anyone else does AS SOON AS i GET IT HOME FROM THE GROCERY STORE while it's begun to melt.
I eat all the M&M's, an entire bag, every time. The big bags!
I don't let ANYONE see me pee. No one.
I hide food that I don't want to share in very strange, unsuspecting places in the house.
Watching a sunset is very close to the equivalent of orgasm for me.
Two donuts are a mere appetizer; that's only getting started.
I spend far too much time daydreaming.
I fantasize occasionally.
I need alone time far more than most people in my life realize.
Bingeing is something that is out of my control at certain times of the month and I therefore refuse to offer excuses for that compulsive behavior, but I do tend to "hide" while in a full-blown binge.
I'll stop now...
T, don't take this the wrong way...but I love you. Uhh, I mean your list. Yeah, your LIST! Swearsies! ; )
I really like to be alone. And there are far too many little things I like to do when my husband isn't around to mention... except I will say that that's when I eat stuff that I really shouldn't... I'd kill for a bag of doritos right about now
I've just enjoyed reading the comments. LOL
If you lived in Maui, you would shower every day... So sweaty here.
Hm. Dirty little secrets... I fake orgasm. Alot.
I had a threesome.
Three times actually.... woman, man,woman, twice and man, man, woman, once.
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