|Seriously Cute Dog|
Pup: "Please! Tell Bella she and B have to have babies now! I need grandbabies! I can't wait any longer."
Me: "B and Bella will have babies when they are ready. Not when you are ready."
Pup: "I don't like that answer! She needs to have grandbabies now!"
Me: "Talk to some of the young uns on your side of the family. Your niece Lyndsi just got married. Start bugging her!"
Pup: "That won't be the same. My sister won't share that baby.
I run from room to avoid more whining.
Alright, now, cut to this past weekend. I'm out shopping with my GF deb-oh-rah and my 'berry rings.
"Do you own a dog? A dog named George?" (Thank you I.D. tag!)
"What?? Do you have my dog?"
"Yes I do. He's here with a bunch of us over at the school playground."
"Oh my gosh! Thank you for calling! I'll call my husband to come and pick him up." (Pup was at home and I was miles away.)
I quickly dial Pup who answers his phone with, "I'm in the car already looking for him."
I say, "Call me back when George is safe in your car."
Pup: "grumble, grumble."
Of course, this isn't the first time Pup has lost George, but I let the past be the past. (heh)
So, the next time I am with Bella I'm telling her this story and she turns to me and exclaims,
"Momma! Ask Bonus-dad how can he be trusted with the grandbaby he wants so badly if he can't even keep track of George"?
Bella and I BUST OUT laughing!