Friday, May 14, 2010

Hot Men Friday

I have a crush.

Yes, I'm fully aware of the man-boobs.

Yes, his hair looks like a toilet brush after too much cleaning-lady usage.

Yes, I want him to discipline me.

Is this wrong?

Deborah, you look great, but quite frankly it wasn't your ass that reminded me of two puppies in a pillowcase, but your voice.

Ha!

12 comments:

Karen said...

I loved him most when he "discovered" Susan Boyle's voice.

Daisy said...

I ditto Karen.

R. Jacob said...

I am starting to understand the Naughty Blogger award. Pardon me while I look for a riding crop and play "You can leave your Hat on" by Joe Cocker! yum

Heff said...

"For some reason, this post had the feel of a bad karaoke performance to me, or perhaps a pitiful Night Club act, but regardless, I think you'll make it through to the next round...."

Ms. Anthropy said...

I wouldn't mind having his money! His brooding moodiness, no thanks, I have enough of that already.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

you hit the haggard nail on the head with the overworked toilet brush comment.

Blasé said...

I have no comment. I just wanted to come over here and get close to you.

Btw, is this Mark Farner wannabee who goes by the name Heff, for real?

The Empress said...

Like me and John Malkovich, sister.

Can't help myself.

Ca88andra said...

Oh no, I don't think he's hot at all!

smArtee said...

...shhhh..I have secret feelings for Simon...and also fantasies of him reprimanding me in public...!..hahahah...
then we go back to his awesome mansion and......OK ...thats enough now...the rest is private...I think now you've blown my fantasy with your toilet brush comment...I can never imagine running my hands through his hair (bristles) again...well maybe now Ill imagine him just cleaning my toilet..they say the best foreplay is having your man clean..right..?

Deborah said...

You guys are killing me!

Smartee - girl, you think JUST like me!

Marla said...

I know he is a butthead but I really like him, too. He's like the bad boy boyfriend every girl secretly wants.