why I'm surprised men even live with women . . .
Me - blah blibbity blah blah . . . wah wah wah . . . drone drone drone . . .
Pup - in and out of earshot . . . in room and then back out of room . . .
Me - laughing . . .
Pup - back in room with me; laughing
Pup - You know, I left the office, went into the utility room, came back, and you were still talking.
Me - blank stare
Me - laughter
Me - Yeah, but you'd be so sad if I didn't live here and drive you insane every day.
Pup - Maybe . . .
Then I told him to get the hell out and go to work.
He left.
I'm still laughing.
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LMAO... ya, my husband always walks out of the room too. And then I say, "HEY, are you listening to me" and he says yes he is, but does not come back into the room... HA HA HA HA. We women are soooo verbose.
I think he just stands around the corner and rolls his eyes at me, but since I can't see him I have no proof. LOL
Mine can be in the room with me and still not hear a word I'm saying! I think he suffers from selective hearing loss!
I'm convinced it's all about selective hearing -- they only hear what they want to. Their brains are trained to filter out the necessary, ignore the rest.
Definitely a gender thing.
My husband was relating a text my son sent him, and he ended it by saying, "lots of laughs," to which I corrected him and said, "You mean 'laugh out loud,' to which he replied, "No, YOU might laugh out loud." And then he imitated my uproarious laughter.
And then I LAUGHED OUT LOUD (and long).
Deborah, ain't it great that we can laugh at ourselves, with or without them?
I hate when that happens!
I read recently that woman say 10,000 words daily compared to men saying 3,000 words.
I say we are endlessly fascinating and they should listen.
Or we need more girlfriends.
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