Saturday, January 8, 2011

Old Habits Die Hard or How to Grow Your Ass in 90 Days

Or something. Tell me to run, RUN from this. Get your ass out of the store pronto-pup.

Can you see the longing in those eyes? Can you see the resolve draining away? Can you imagine the sugar crash that may happen later?

Could someone please please explain to me why getting to the club isn't nearly as easy as settling down in an enormous recliner to watch me some trash TV?

Could someone explain why I want Doritos as soon at it's dark at 5 p.m?

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!

13 comments:

The Rusty Teapot said...

I would be eating the Doritos with the Icecream, sweet and savoury YUM!

Karen said...

I have the same affliction. It's awful. And I am so disgusted with my fat-ass self for having NO WILLPOWER. I have 15 lbs. I'd like to lose, that's not really a lot, so what's the big friggin deal?.. I LOVE TO EAT...and I'm not fond of the treadmill. *sigh*

Marnie said...

In Homer Simpson fashion...Ice cream...mmmm...Doritos...mmmmm...aghaaaaah!

I feel your pain Deborah. We know it's not good for us but it IS yummy. With that being said, there is nothing wrong with a treat every now and again. Enjoy!

Snappy Di said...

Moderation is the key, but try telling that to my cookie addiction!

R. Jacob said...

I can help with the Doritos with this post that I did.
http://eatthis.menshealth.com/content/secret-ingredients-your-food?article=1&page=1

The winter time blahs bring on the munchies. Very common.

Very cute reflection!

David L Macaulay said...

Actually I can't see any resolve to be draining away...

Marla said...

If I could explain it I would weigh what my drivers license says I weigh.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

is that you? it looks like lorenzo. srsly.

J.J. in L.A. said...

You want ice cream?

In January?

In Minnesota???

I can understand the Doritos cravings but I'd drink me some HOT chocolate with it if I lived there. ; )

Abby said...

I don't think there's any explanation for it. It's like asking "Why are puppies cute?" Sorry, that probably didn't make any sense. Haha!

Mmm... blueberry cheesecake ice cream. Wish we had that flavor here.

Deborah said...

Tea - Hmmm! Now I'll be doing that! Thanks for nothing! heh

Karen - I need a workout buddy. I have started yet another challenge. This one with my daughter and her peeps from work. I'm lurking. I need butt kickin' to get started I guess. Why is it sooooooooo hard??

Marnie - you are right! For now I'm having moderation once in a while. ;)

Di - cookies!

RJ - I remember when you posted that. I do know how bad they are. Doesn't seem to help at all. I need to think of them as squirmy worms; then maybe I won't eat them.

David - I'm guessing that's because there wasn't any resolve to begin with?

Marla - I have NEVER weighed what my DL says.

LG - if I were only that cute! Thanks!

J.J. - yep, we eat it all the time. I eat it with a blanket on. hehehe

Abby - bingo! bingo bingo bingo.

Sara Louise said...

It's always a good time for doritos.

silvergirl said...

lol If I knew the answer I'd be a millionaire and have a late night infomercial!!
I know it has been so hard for me to get back to my normal way of eating since the holidays.
I was all set to get back today and then we had a snow day..
Who wants to sit around watching movies eating carrot sticks???