Thursday, January 17, 2013


Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance-hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

~Tina Fey


When I'm all done growing up (which, let's face it, will never happen) I want to be smart, funny, and adorkable like this woman.

I already have the glasses. The rest can't be far behind yes?


T said...


But you DO realize you've already achieved that distinction...?

Anonymous said...

I come in as a heartfelt third saying yes - I want this! Only thing is, my glasses would be purple.

Deborah, you are everything she is and more. And, you don't try. How do you do that? :)

Ms. A said...

You are! I, on the other hand, don't stand a chance... unless Russian scientists intervene... for free!

Karen said...

LOLOL.. that's hilarious~!

David Macaulay said...

Agreed Debroah - adorkable is the new um replacement for Kim Kardashian, hopefully :)

Sara Louise said...

I love that quote!

R. Jacob said...

Would I take Tina over Kim?
In a heartbeat.

Deborah said...

T - you are too sweet

Anony - well, how sweet are you? Show yourself! :)

Ms A - you are adorkable truly

Karen - it is isn't it? loll!

David - I'm with you

Sara - she is so quotable!

RJ - Yay!