Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Intentions

I had every intention . . .

of making my bed

of exercising today

of not eating that fourth empanada

of making that call

of walking George

of taking my vitamins

of swapping out my seasonal clothes

of shaving my legs

of drinking my eight glasses of water

of making a new plan Stan

of getting on the bus Gus

of putting on a happy face


Yes, I have been known to wallow in it a bit. It's my Cancerian nature I've been told. And who doesn't like to wallow just a teeny bit from time to time?

It's not pleasant. I caught a glimpse of my face in a store mirror the other day when I wasn't expecting it and, hey! Is that me? I look so crabby! Your face is going to stay that way!

When I'm driving I'm looking to pick a fight with other drivers. Really? You want to do that? I can run your ass off the road quicker than I can say dumbass.

What are your intentions?

12 comments:

R. Jacob said...

I think you are having a very poopy day!

Karen said...

To exercise

To eat a healthier diet

To get all the laundry done

To get the dishes in the sink washed and put away

To make something really awesome for dinner tonight

To smile more often and look at the bright side

To enjoy each day, each moment because it's truly a gift...

To have more patience..

Yes, the list of INTENTIONS is always long. Now ask me how much I accomplished.

Joann Mannix said...

This makes me feel better.

First of all, I am the queen of calling out the dumbasses on the road because the road is FULL of them.

Secondly, I am working on a just a handful of hours of sleep because of all the intentions I have that are not getting accomplished these days. The things that keep me awake at night are trying to slay me. I will try better today with my intentions. We'll see.

Heff said...

I never have intentions, they're bad for ya.

deb-oh-rah said...

Lots of stuff to do. But I wind up watching HGTV or Judge Judy, Judge Alex, Judge Joe, Judge Greg, Judge Hatchet, etc. etc. etc.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

my intentions are...
-to go to the chiropractor so i can stop bitching about my sore back/ neck/ everything
-clean the house little by little before it turns into the set from Sanford and Sons
-walk the dogs everyday so they don't get riled up and go Michael Vick on each other

also, you had me at empanada.

Blasé said...

Yeah, you're going to "run someone off the road" like you're going to keep someone from breaking in line in front of you at the check-out line. HA!

Shave those legs, Baby...and please walk George.

Ms. Anthropy said...

My Mom used to tell me the road to hell was paved with good intentions. Guess we know where I'm going.

Deborah said...

RJ - poopy shitty! Ha!

Karen - good list! But I do believe you don't need good intentions with all that is going on with you and yours.

Joann - Don't let those things get you.

Heff - true!

Deb - I'm all . . . "in a minute."

Lucky Gun - I made them last night! So good.

B-man - Don't hold that against me. :)

Ms A - I don't want to go to hell.

J.J. said...

MMM...empanadas!!!! And "Woo Hoo!" from a fellow Cancerian!

My intention is to have a fantastic weekend with my favorite MN cousin.

Marnie said...

I always keep my daily intentions...because I never make them! I'm lazy, lol!

The Empress said...

I just want to get to bed before midnight, one of these days..