Can You Pass Me That Toilet Paper as Long as You're Here?

sittin in a motel in san antonio got smokey joe fired up

Search phrase used last week to find my blog.

Makes me wanna go RVing!

We're now seriously talking about this. We've done Mexico a few times; lovely lovely. But we both realized that neither of us has seen much of the U.S.

Our family camped a lot when my girls were small. Lots! I loved camping!

Bella was trying to get me and Pup to come to the Barrons (I think it's actually the Barrens, but that makes me sad) and I said I don't tent camp anymore (I need a bed and a washroom). She thought me ridiculous.

Nope, just not 20 something. It hurts to sleep on an air mattress! And when I have to pee, I don't want to have to get dressed. Peeing is the hardest part of camping. Where? How? How many mosquito's will I wipe off my ass before pulling up my pants?  Will anyone be watching?

Years ago when our large group camped my friend (I won't out you) had to TAKE HER PANTS OFF every time she peed in the woods. Yes, OFF. She just couldn't get that lean-against-a-tree thing working for her.

One of the creepy guys found out about it and hmm . . . every time she had to pee, so did he.

Aaaaah, good times.

You Really Got a Hold on Me

Obsessions

I have a few. Lie! I have millions. They vary, randomly and needlessly. Obsessions don't mean you really WANT the thing although some of them I wouldn't kick out of the car. Obsessions make my world go around. Keep my pencil sharp. Keep me dreamin' baby.

Mmm and nummsies! Sophia Coppola AND Louis Vuitton? Swoon and forget it girl. At $3,700 this will not be happening. How unfair to price that bag that way! -sobbing-

Okay - maybe I'm not obsessing over this one. Every damn woman has this damn bag. Although the one in Damier wouldn't be bad. And at $750 or whatever it is at least it's reachable.

I have this one so I'll quit bitchin'. Pup got it for my birthday a few years ago and it's lovely! Awesome! Love it!

I scored this little lovely a few months ago from a consignment shop. Fell in LOVE with its awesome yellow and purple. Louis! I really do have a sickness for Louis. I will resist the Neverfull. Yes I will.

How adorable is this Winnie? Awww! I am craving RVing around like mad. I'm a Cancer and like to nest and Pup is a bit that way as well. We're thinking we are going to start traveling this way rather than hotels. I never like hotels no matter how lovely. I want some of my STUFF around me. Throw the 70s in there and I'm unnaturally happy.

Not really, but you have to admire its 70ness. No? Oh come on! Admit it!

Michael Kors - does anyone make women look better than you?

I am finding little chunks of pottery everywhere I go. Love these and can't resist. Adorable yes?

Paint colors are ruling my world right now. Den of decisions! I curse you.

How awesome would something like this feel? Yes real fur. PETA can shoot me. Oh wait - am I an animal? Ha! Don't judge. Do you eat chicken? Beef? Pork? Wear leather? Own a down coat? I live in Minnesota for cryin' out loud. If anyplace should be allowed to wear fur, it's here. Nuff said.

I played with the iPad, but this little devil made me fall in love.

Rocks! Rocks rock. I want some rocks. I want to hunt for rocks. I want to have them. I want to be like Lucille Ball in The Long, Long Trailer.

Holy crapinoli - this is awesome. I want it. Don't worry Pup, we already bought a sofa for the den. It's normal looking.

But that won't stop me from getting lamps. I know just where to go! Oh the lamp-woodies I will be having!

These are awesome. And have a convenient stretch panel for my enormous shapely calves. Kisses Kenneth Cole!

Oh Wolf! I love you so. Can you forgive me if I wind up with a Kitchenaid? BTW - LG YOU TOTALLY SUCK and so does your customer service department. Bite me in the knobs!