Have you noticed all the acronyms in advertising lately?
LBL
ED
UTI
IBS
Millions more yes?
LBL - light bladder leakage. Hmm . . . can the word "light" ever be in the same sentence as "bladder leakage"? I don't think so.
ED - erectile dysfunction. Let's be clear; who's feelings are we trying to not hurt? Shouldn't we really be figuring out why the wiener isn't working?
UTI - urinary tract infection. Oh, let's just not go there - ever.
IBS - irritable bowel syndrome. What does this mean really? Why are anyone's bowels in a bad mood? Can't they just drink vodka?
Every time I turn around (in my princess finery - I spin!) I'm unwillingly listening to a commercial talking about some set of letters I never knew described a "syndrome."
One of my newest peeves is the RLS. Really? Restless legs are now a syndrome?
How about these I am coining?
IIG - irritated in general. Is there a pill for this?
CLIM - can't look in mirror. I am skeered what I'll see first thing in the morning. I know I need a pill for this.
BFH - bastard from hell. The guy on the freeway that refuses to let me merge into traffic. There really should be a treatment for this condition.
Tell me your favorite acronyms! Let's start a revolution!
13 comments:
I've always loved saying MAH, as in Mad as a hornet. Love it.As in, to my kiddies: "knock it off, I'm MAH."
LMAO ROTF
How 'bout FLS... feeling like $hit!
F.
u.
c.
k.
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
Sorry.
I like what Tigger said to Winnie
TTFN
Ta Ta For Now!
BwHahahah...so funny..I know, I was thinking of this too...one day at the beach I wrote like a rap song about all of them...including..IRS, CIA, FBI, DOT, AAA, APA, AMA,...its was really funny...but for the life of me I cant remember it...thats probably because I have LOM(loss of memory) and am entering MA(middle age)...so all I can say is WTF...and LMAO...so BBFN...
GB--Geek Beak
TCF--Total Communication Failure
IMHO--In my humble opinion (not mine, I stole this)
WWCHD?--What Would Chelsea Handler Do?
You are too funny!
DHYB – Don’t Hold Your Breath
GDR - Grinnig, Ducking and Running
I have CRS. Can't Remember Shit.
BTW, I'd like to smack the BFH upside the head!!!
I lmao at IIG. lol!
How about TSTL? I know several people who are 'Too Stupid To Live', but I don't think you can take anything for it. Except an aspirin for the person who has to deal with these idiots.
LOL or IMHO
Emp - meh-love that one
Karen and Ms A - you guys are feeling it yes?
Heff - you get points for creativity. You are a man of singular purpose. Nice to have a cause hmm?
Robin - we need to hear that song! It can be the anthem for the revolution
TK - love the Chelsea one
DDG - I GDR on a daily basis. I just didn't know it was! Love it.
Daisy - I have a girlfriend that has a tshirt with CRS on it.
JJ - ha!
Ca88 - we're on a roll!
You are too funny!
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